What Is This?
Wow…look at those BIG horns on your head! Got a tail? Stop! I was just joking. Put that back in your pants. Nobody wants to see that.
You look a little pale! I’m Dead Donovan—SlasherMonster Magazine’s zoo keeper. I mean…host. Something like that. I’m forever damned to keep the monsters around here from killing each other…and from eating you.
Take this serrated scalpel and flay open your fears. Put on that black apron. You’re going to need it. Trust me.

Hi! My name is Dead Donovan
Horrific articles, dark poetry and stories, shadowy artwork…there’s more. I just forgot the rest. Hey! Don’t look at me like that. My brain burned in a fire about fifty years ago. Which means…
…I can use your assistance! Do you have something dark up your sleeve? Come on. Don’t lie. When you’re ready to show everyone your tail—write me a message:
slashermonstersubmissions@gmail.com
Send something that will make monsters evacuate their bowels, okay?
Feel free to roam around the place. I’m sorry…ignore the growls. I fed the ghosts, ghouls and goblins, but they keep wanting more! Damn…I thought I had a fast metabolism…I mean…look at me! I’m nothin’ but bone! A good lookin’ bone…if you know what I mean.
What’s that saying? No rest for the conceited? Something like that.
SlasherMonster Magazine
FlyTrapMan: Lead Concept Designer
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Hi SlasherMonster! You have been nominated for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award by The Sarcastic Muse. Congratulations. http://thesarcasticmuse.com/2014/08/16/huge-thank-you/
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Haha I thought I recognized these graphics
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Yup! I used some of these graphics during Monster Masquerade.
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Oh nice 😀
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Stories to die for!!! 😮
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Why, thank you, Faith! Best compliment I’ve heard so far.
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Oh so nicely done, Ms Rummager, Mr FlyTrapMan… Some grisly delights within.
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Haha! Ecstatic you’re enjoying the grisly delights, Mr. Gibbs. Welcome always.
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Looking forward to reading some stories, hopefully you don´t give me nightmares
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Nightmares are fun!
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Yes mam, loooooooooooooove ya! By the way that is me flirting, does it work?
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I’d like to express my appreciation of your blog by nominating you for the Blogger Appreciation Award and Blogger Recognition Award. https://karinapinella.com/2016/06/04/double-awards/
No obligation to do anything but make us scream!
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Awards make my spine dance! I’m crying tears of joy, but you’ll have to take my word for it, because my tear ducts rotted away about 65 years ago.
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That’s quite ancient all right. You make me scream — with laughter. OK, with fear too when you talk about rot.
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