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SlasherMonster Magazine

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Wow…look at those BIG horns on your head! Got a tail? Stop! I was just joking. Put that back in your pants. Nobody wants to see that.

You look a little pale! I’m Dead Donovan—SlasherMonster Magazine’s zoo keeper. I mean…host. Something like that. I’m forever damned to keep the monsters around here from killing each other…and from eating you.

Take this serrated scalpel and flay open your fears: are you ready to take a look inside?

Put on your black apron. You’re going to need it. Trust me.

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Hi! My name is Dead Donovan

Horrific articles, dark poetry and stories, shadowy artwork…there’s more. I just forgot the rest. Hey! Don’t look at me like that. My brain burned in a fire about fifty years ago. Which means…

I can use your assistance! Do you have something dark up your sleeve? Come on. Don’t lie. When you’re ready to show everyone your tail—write me a message:

 

slashermonstersubmissions@gmail.com

Send something that will make monsters evacuate their bowels, okay?

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Feel free to roam around the place. I’m sorry…ignore the growls. I fed the ghosts, ghouls and goblins, but they keep wanting more! Damn…I thought I had a fast metabolism…I mean…look at me! I’m nothin’ but bone! A good lookin’ bone…if you know what I mean.

What’s that saying? No rest for the conceited? Something like that.

 


SlasherMonster Magazine

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FlyTrapMan: Lead Concept Designer


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Poet Rummager: Editor-in-Chief / Illustrator

Click Here & Visit Poet Rummager’s eBay Store

14 Comments on SlasherMonster Magazine

  1. Hi SlasherMonster! You have been nominated for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award by The Sarcastic Muse. Congratulations. http://thesarcasticmuse.com/2014/08/16/huge-thank-you/

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  2. Haha I thought I recognized these graphics

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  3. Stories to die for!!! 😮

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  4. Oh so nicely done, Ms Rummager, Mr FlyTrapMan… Some grisly delights within.

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  5. Looking forward to reading some stories, hopefully you don´t give me nightmares

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  6. I’d like to express my appreciation of your blog by nominating you for the Blogger Appreciation Award and Blogger Recognition Award. https://karinapinella.com/2016/06/04/double-awards/
    No obligation to do anything but make us scream!

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