What Is This?

Wow…look at those BIG horns on your head! Got a tail? Stop! I was just joking. Put that back in your pants. Nobody wants to see that.

You look a little pale! I’m Dead Donovan—SlasherMonster Magazine’s zoo keeper. I mean…host. Something like that. I’m forever damned to keep the monsters around here from killing each other…and from eating you.

Take this serrated scalpel and flay open your fears. Put on that black apron. You’re going to need it. Trust me.

Hi! My name is Dead Donovan

Horrific articles, dark poetry and stories, shadowy artwork…there’s more. I just forgot the rest. Hey! Don’t look at me like that. My brain burned in a fire about fifty years ago. Which means…

…I can use your assistance! Do you have something dark up your sleeve? Come on. Don’t lie. When you’re ready to show everyone your tail—write me a message:

slashermonstersubmissions@gmail.com

Send something that will make monsters evacuate their bowels, okay?

Feel free to roam around the place. I’m sorry…ignore the growls. I fed the ghosts, ghouls and goblins, but they keep wanting more! Damn…I thought I had a fast metabolism…I mean…look at me! I’m nothin’ but bone! A good lookin’ bone…if you know what I mean.

What’s that saying? No rest for the conceited? Something like that.

SlasherMonster Magazine

FlyTrapMan: Lead Concept Designer

Poet Rummager: Editor-in-Chief / Illustrator

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14 Comments on What Is This?

Amanda Headlee // August 16, 2014 at 8:49 am // Reply

Hi SlasherMonster! You have been nominated for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award by The Sarcastic Muse. Congratulations. http://thesarcasticmuse.com/2014/08/16/huge-thank-you/

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megaeggz // April 30, 2016 at 12:37 pm // Reply

Haha I thought I recognized these graphics

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- SlasherMonster // April 30, 2016 at 8:27 pm // Reply
  
  Yup! I used some of these graphics during Monster Masquerade.
  
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  - megaeggz // May 4, 2016 at 9:00 am // Reply
    
    Oh nice 😀
    
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Oscar Dandelion // May 5, 2016 at 9:19 pm // Reply

Stories to die for!!! 😮

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- SlasherMonster // May 7, 2016 at 4:18 am // Reply
  
  Why, thank you, Faith! Best compliment I’ve heard so far.
  
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Nick Gibbs // May 5, 2016 at 11:19 pm // Reply

Oh so nicely done, Ms Rummager, Mr FlyTrapMan… Some grisly delights within.

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- SlasherMonster // May 7, 2016 at 4:11 am // Reply
  
  Haha! Ecstatic you’re enjoying the grisly delights, Mr. Gibbs. Welcome always.
  
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charlypriest // May 27, 2016 at 6:39 am // Reply

Looking forward to reading some stories, hopefully you don´t give me nightmares

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- SlasherMonster // May 27, 2016 at 5:43 pm // Reply
  
  Nightmares are fun!
  
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  - charlypriest // May 28, 2016 at 4:36 am // Reply
    
    Yes mam, loooooooooooooove ya! By the way that is me flirting, does it work?
    
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Karina Pinella // June 4, 2016 at 10:12 pm // Reply

I’d like to express my appreciation of your blog by nominating you for the Blogger Appreciation Award and Blogger Recognition Award. https://karinapinella.com/2016/06/04/double-awards/
No obligation to do anything but make us scream!

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- SlasherMonster // June 4, 2016 at 11:15 pm // Reply
  
  Awards make my spine dance! I’m crying tears of joy, but you’ll have to take my word for it, because my tear ducts rotted away about 65 years ago.
  
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  - Karina Pinella // June 4, 2016 at 11:31 pm // Reply
    
    That’s quite ancient all right. You make me scream — with laughter. OK, with fear too when you talk about rot.
    
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