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Spreading Holiday Fear

December 19, 2017 // 24 Comments

    Red Christmas   I’m bleeding a red Christmas, just like the ones I used to woe where the blood-drops glisten and demons hissin’   to scare cold kids who sleigh in the snow.   I’m bleeding a red Christmas, that’s why every Christmas song I write causes blight [Click Here & Be Scared!]

Slasher Theory: Flip the Switch

September 18, 2017 // 16 Comments

The chainsaw spews oily saliva. And it’s hungry. What are you going to do? Let the jagged teeth eat you alive? When you’re reading a horror story, or perhaps watching a scary movie, someone will most likely bite the BIG one. It sort of goes without saying—death is the gooey butter [Click Here & Be Scared!]

SMM Event: Write a Limerick

August 11, 2017 // 25 Comments

Congratulations to  !!! Kristi !!!  She won Eilidh’s Tomato Witch print. Some days are serious and call for decorum. Well, that ain’t happening at SMM this weekend, so go right ahead and throw all that classiness out the window—it’s time to get wacky and maybe a tad [Click Here & Be Scared!]