Halloween

SMM EVENT: Write a Halloween Themed Haiku

October 20, 2017 // 39 Comments

Halloween’s ghoulish fingers are wiggling through the ground—soon the dark spirit will once again rise from the dead. You still haven’t stabbed an innocent pumpkin? Ye gads! SMM’s goblins are here to solve your squishy dilemma. Aw, look at that! All this candy is affecting your [Click Here & Be Scared!]

Ivor Steven: Smashed Pumpkin Brains

October 16, 2017 // 18 Comments

What’s it like to be an orange Pumpkin-head Only black sockets for eyes instead. And a cut-out smile full of seeds. Queer ears made of rings and beads. Inside, your brain is scooped out for pigs feed Leaving a dark void that doesn’t bleed. On top you’re like a crinkled dome. And your [Click Here & Be Scared!]

SMM Event: Write a 50-Word Story About a Classic Monster

September 15, 2017 // 30 Comments

Do you still have those horrific nights when you feel a shadow looming above your bed? You shut your eyes tightly and cling to your blanket with sweaty palms. Although you never go to church anymore, you find yourself praying, and promising God you’ll never watch porn again if you can [Click Here & Be Scared!]

Scare Everyone: SMM 2017 Horror Writing Contest

August 28, 2017 // 15 Comments

Boo! Sharpen your scythe and put on that werewolf mask—SMM is celebrating Halloween. !!** SMM 2017 Halloween Writing Contest **!! Stitch together a horror story, add a spark of electricity, and then watch your dark creation rise from the dead. If that sounds like fun, dip your raven quill [Click Here & Be Scared!]

Horror Event: Are You B-B-Bad to the Bone?

July 7, 2017 // 25 Comments

Before we start our new event, congratulations to !!! Sheldon Kleeman !!! He won Jodi’s Fleece Monster. Sharpen your axe…it’s time to get a little blood on your shirt. Masked maniacs roam inside the dark shadows of the horror genre. They love to slice and dice, but it’s [Click Here & Be Scared!]

Mr. Bonez…Had A Nightmare!

October 30, 2016 // 12 Comments

Mr. Bonez fell asleep while reading a spell-book, and then woke to discover he’s living inside a nightmare! Characters of horrific lore inhabit a vacant cranium—are they real? Or just a figment of a dead man’s imagination? Film [Click Here & Be Scared!]

Carver Contest 2016: King Barabash

October 30, 2016 // 9 Comments

Alright, you ghosts, ghouls and goblins! Step right up to the stage, but please…keep your guts to yourself. Swivel your eight eyeballs toward a grotesque masterpiece—this turban squash is green in the face and doesn’t mind showing you what it ate for dinner last night. Yuck! [Click Here & Be Scared!]

Carver Contest 2016: Extra Dimensional Cenobite Squash

October 30, 2016 // 5 Comments

Are you in the mood to get hooked? This cenobite squash from a hellish dimension will teach you the true meaning of pain, but you’ll probably lose a little skin. Three eyes and crowned with embedded nails—a glowing grimace will ensure recurring nightmares for all eternity. Comment, [Click Here & Be Scared!]

Carver Contest 2016: Demonic Pumpkin Cake

October 30, 2016 // 10 Comments

This is what happens when a demonic entity possesses a pumpkin cake! Say, “Happy Birthday!” to the spawn of Satan, but don’t get too close—this devilish delectable murders taste-buds and will possess you to eat the whole damn thing. Don’t lick his icing, either, unless [Click Here & Be Scared!]

Mother Ghoul’s Nursery Rhymes: Jack & Jill

October 29, 2016 // 52 Comments

Jack and Jill went up the hill to make whoopie in a barn. Jack heard licking sounds and found a vampire sucking a goat. Frustrated fangs tore into his throat. Now, Jack is hungry and chasing Jill around. Uh, oh—Jill fell down! Mother Ghoul invites you to make your own horror nursery rhyme using [Click Here & Be Scared!]