Walt Page: My 12 Nightmares of Christmas



Imagine, if you will, a classic Christmas song,

Turned into a nightmarish 12 nights of nightmares!

Behold my monstrous last chorus of

My 12 Nightmares Of Christmas

Sung to the melody of

The 12 Days Of Christmas…


On the 12th nightmare of Christmas,

These nightmares came to me—

12 Slasher Monsters

11 Bleeding Bogeymen

10 Drooling Drummers

9 Priestly Perverts

8 Butchered Trump Dolls

7 Howling Werewolves

6 Voluptuous Vampires

5 Ex-Girlfriends

4 Shower Stabbings

3 Headless Horsemen

2 Decaying Corpses

And a cemetery full of my victims


Monster Christmas to all and to all a Slasher night!



©Walt Page 2017

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You look a little pale....oh!...forgive me! My name is Dead Donovan. SlasherMonster is devoted to the dissection of horrific material: articles, short-stories, poems, photography, graphic art -- the stuff that makes your heart shrivel.

16 Comments on Walt Page: My 12 Nightmares of Christmas

  1. Scary incisive words Walt, the 5 ex-girlfriends sent shivers down my spine and rang my bells….

    Liked by 5 people

  2. Thanks for your hilarious and creepy poem, Walt!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Reblogged this on Walt's Writings and commented:
    My newest contribution to Slasher Monster 😈💀👺👹🔪

    Liked by 3 people

  4. Thanks for contributing your poem, Walt. Watch out for priestly perverts!

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Happy New Year! Hope it is not a complete nightmare ❤

    Liked by 3 people

  6. That’s THE Christmas I like 😀 5 ex-girlfriends tho !!!

    Liked by 2 people

  7. If it’s only 5 ex-girlfriends, then he’s no so bad. Happy 2018

    Liked by 1 person

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