Imagine, if you will, a classic Christmas song,
Turned into a nightmarish 12 nights of nightmares!
Behold my monstrous last chorus of
My 12 Nightmares Of Christmas
Sung to the melody of
The 12 Days Of Christmas…
On the 12th nightmare of Christmas,
These nightmares came to me—
12 Slasher Monsters
11 Bleeding Bogeymen
10 Drooling Drummers
9 Priestly Perverts
8 Butchered Trump Dolls
7 Howling Werewolves
6 Voluptuous Vampires
4 Shower Stabbings
3 Headless Horsemen
2 Decaying Corpses
And a cemetery full of my victims
Monster Christmas to all and to all a Slasher night!
©Walt Page 2017
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