Spreading Holiday Fear

 

 
Red Christmas

 

I’m bleeding a red Christmas,
just like the ones I used to woe
where the blood-drops glisten
and demons hissin’
 
to scare cold kids who sleigh in the snow.
 
I’m bleeding a red Christmas,
that’s why every Christmas song I write causes blight
may your nights be dreary and full of dread
and may all your Christmases be stained red

 

 

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All I Want For Christmas Is Bloody Goo

 

I don’t want a lot for Christmas.
There’s just my hunger to feed.
I don’t care about the presents.
When you tear them, they don’t bleed.
I just want you for my own—
a neck to break and lick like ice cream cone.
Make my wish come true.
Baby, all I want for Christmas is bloody goo.

 

 

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Put on those Sasquatch fur mittens and wrap your neck in a spider silk scarf…it’s gonna get cold in here!

 

Pick Your Favorite Holiday Carol

 

  • Add a dark, peppermint twist to a popular Christmas/holiday carol
  • Write a comment and share your carol
  • Spread holiday fear!

 

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Holiday Illustrations By Poet Rummager

 

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About Dead Donovan (178 Articles)
You look a little pale....oh!...forgive me! My name is Dead Donovan. SlasherMonster is devoted to the dissection of horrific material: articles, short-stories, poems, photography, graphic art -- the stuff that makes your heart shrivel.

23 Comments on Spreading Holiday Fear

  1. Aw, I loved how you put everything together so well, Fly! xo This was so much fun, and I hope we’ll read some Christmas carols with a dark peppermint twist 😀 Great idea on the link, by the way! 🎄🎁🔮

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  2. Keep warm… perhaps a brandy… ho ho ho !!! 🎅 🍷 Great artwork, Rose… Merry Christmas! 😃 Cheers! 🥂 ⭐ 🎶

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  3. That is a dark Christmas indeed. So dark even Rudolph’s nose won’t be bright enough.

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  4. Merry Christmas, you monsters, you.

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  5. Love the holiday cheer of your poems, and the cards, and all that red, red, red. Merry Christmas!

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  6. What a lovely poems 😀 reminded my of one South Park episode… haha.

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    • Thanks! Rose’s illustrations are full of holiday fear. I haven’t watched South Park in years, but the overall tone certainly has an abrasive quality. Have a great 2018!

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