SMM Event: Stir The Witch’s Cauldron

SMM Darkcade

Oh…please don’t mind the smell! A special stew is boiling inside my cauldron, and its filled with nutritious ingredients which I plucked from my garden: earth worms, earwigs, 3 frogs, a strange mushroom, spider web strings, and a unique, red nightshade—the tomato. Shhh…they say the tomato is a harmless vegetable, but once upon a time, people used to believe that if you bit into a tomato, well, you’d drop dead. My stew is done. So…do you want a taste?

 

Need a dose of vitamin C? Eilidh Morris is offering a handmade print to the winner of this event. The 10″ x 7″ print features a ripe tomato witch. The winner also receives a 25% off coupon. Visit her website, but be warned! Eilidh’s artwork will cast a spell on you.

SMM Darkcade

  1. Write a 25-word story about a ‘Tomato Witch’
  2. Add your special ingredient to the Tomato Witch’s cauldron!
  3. Stir the Tomato Witch’s cauldron…is the stew tasty? How does it affect people? Let everyone know!

 

Pick a game…

…leave a comment!

 

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A Word From Eilidh Morris

Eilidh Morris is a Scottish visual artist living in Dundee. They predominately create paintings and drawings which vary greatly in style and content, often with expressive colour use and an organic imaginative process. They have a strong passion for making art involving fantasy and surrealism, nature and animals, realism and portraiture, and quirky original characters. Eilidh has always lived in a fantasy world having grown up with a love of reading and writing fiction, which they still pursue alongside their painting. They reside inside a curious and imaginative mind interested in all things weird and bizarre and hopes to never leave.

 

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Fabulous Blog Event Participants

1.  michnavs

Tomato witch I saw.
Hop and skip she goes.
Wiggling and wobbling her stomach moves;
Filled with young little naughty girls;
Waiting to be devoured.

2. ivors20

Like one of old grandma’s broths.
Gurgling away in the laundry copper trough.
Made of tomatoes, and who knows what.
Lambs brains, oxen tongue, and pigs trots’.

3. jamesdorrwriter

Eye of owl
and jowl of newt,
add tomato juice
to suit,
makes a lovely
breakfast drink,
remnants of your sleep
to shrink.
“Mmmmm, yummy!”

So it’s not too disgusting, but it’s practical —
Pour in vodka
if you dare,
but not too much —
do not err! —
because the idea
is to wake,
not sleep again
for Satan’s sake!

4. neakris29

Lovely! Sharp knife slices through the fresh tomato’s skin and goes deeper. I smile. So fresh, so beautiful! Delightful red tomato. I cut few more and out in into a cauldron. Now it is time for other ingredients: basil, sage…, some tears of a virgin, snake’s poison and of course, my favorite, heart of a baby that I kidnapped! I am a witch after all! Now I will be young again! Beautiful and fresh, as were those tomatoes.

5. Phoenix Risen

First I crushes the tomato.
Next I adds two drops of the dragon’s blood.
Then the man drinks the brew.
His loins are like tree.

6. megaeggz

Tomato witch leaves in her wake,
a burnt down block of flats,
with bodies dead but intact.
Thriving in the charcoal,
the plump fruit lives.

7. Karina Pinella

“Two minutes.”
Racing to finish her concoction, the witch threw in the tomato-shaped hearts, strawberry flavored tongues, and zucchini green cocks. She won’t be chopped.

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43 Comments on SMM Event: Stir The Witch’s Cauldron

  1. The stew smells great! I have a jar filled with organic fairy wings. I’ll just go ahead and drop a few into the stew. The fairy wings are non-GMO. Don’t worry.

    Liked by 4 people

  2. I was lusting after a tomato witch.
    She was plump and succulent.
    She never believed I loved her
    so she left me for a hamburger.

    Liked by 4 people

  3. Tomato witch i saw
    Hop and skip she goes
    Wiggling and wabling her stomch moves;
    Filled with young little naughty girls;
    Waiting to be devoured…😁

    Liked by 5 people

  4. Like one of old grandma’s broths.
    Gurgling away in the laundry copper trough.
    Made of tomatoes, and who knows what.
    Lambs brains, oxen tongue, and pigs trots’.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. Eye of owl
    and jowl of newt,
    add tomato juice
    to suit,
    makes a lovely
    breakfast drink,
    remnants of your sleep
    to shrink.
    “Mmmmm, yummy!”

    Liked by 3 people

  6. So it’s not too disgusting, but it’s practical —
    Pour in vodka
    if you dare,
    but not too much —
    do not err! —
    because the idea
    is to wake,
    not sleep again
    for Satan’s sake!

    Liked by 4 people

  7. Lovely! Sharp knife slices through the fresh tomato’s skin and goes deeper. I smile. So fresh, so beautiful! Delightful red tomato. I cut few more and out in into a cauldron. Now it is time for other ingredients: basil, sage…, some tears of a virgin, snake’s poison and of course, my favorite, heart of a baby that I kidnapped! I am a witch after all! Now I will be young again! Beautiful and fresh, as were those tomatoes.

    Liked by 2 people

  8. First I crushes the tomato
    Next I adds two drops of the dragons blood
    Then the man drinks the brew
    His loins are like tree

    Liked by 3 people

  9. Tomato witch leaves in her wake,
    a burnt down block of flats,
    with bodies dead but intact.
    Thriving in the charcoal,
    the plump fruit lives

    Liked by 4 people

  10. 25-word story:
    “Two minutes.”
    Racing to finish her concoction, the witch threw in the tomato-shaped hearts, strawberry flavored tongues, and zucchini green cocks. She won’t be chopped.

    Liked by 3 people

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