Humpty Dumpty Hung On A Wall…

Mother Ghoul's Nursery Rhymes By: Say What U Mean 2 Say, Poet Rummager, Na triobloidi, Karina Pinella, & MegaEggz

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Humpty Dumpty hung on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty broke the law.

The mourners gathered all the king’s nooses

Waited until he said amen

How many people did Humpty Dumpty kill? The number equaled ten.


Mother Ghoul invites you to create your own horror nursery rhyme using Humpty Dumpty’s first stanza:

 

“Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall…”

 

Please fill in the rest like –FlyTrapMan– did in the example above—get gory, scary, or dark in the comments section! Mother Ghoul and the monsters are excited to experience your evil creativity with this terrorific activity!!!

Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall,
Humpty Dumpty Shot up a Mall,
It Took All the Kings Horses and
All the Kings Men,
To Take Down that Bastard and
Bring his Ass in.

(Say What U Mean 2 Say) 


Humpty Trumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Trumpty screamed, “Make America mean and awful!”
No respect shall I give
to anyone not linked to my businesses.
Keep the money flowing from all my conflict of interests.
I’ll pee on your leg and say that it’s raining!
Better say you believe me, or I’ll put you in prison.

 (Poet Rummager)

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All of the horses and all of the men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again
Because he lived in a country that didn’t have socialised medicine.

(Na triobloidi) 


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Waiting for that important call.
He was told someone will be by
To give him a fresh apple pie.
Little did he know it was a ploy,
As came a giant boy,
Plucked Humpty from his seat
And became the kid’s yummy treat.

(Karina Pinella)


 Humpty Dumpty drank some shampoo
Humpty Dumpty needed to spew
All of the rats that lived in the u bend
Thanked old Humpty for making the new trend

(Megaeggz)


 Deconstructed Nursery Rhyme

FlyTrapMan

Say What U Mean 2 Say

Poet Rummager

Na trioblóidí

Karina Pinella

MegaEggz

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38 Comments on Humpty Dumpty Hung On A Wall…

  1. Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall,
    Humpty Dumpty Shot up a Mall,
    It Took All the Kings Horses and
    All the Kings Men,
    To Take Down that Bastard and
    Bring his Ass in.
    ~~dru~~

    Liked by 5 people

  2. Humpty Trumpty sat on a wall,
    Humpty Trumpty screamed, “Make America mean and awful!”
    No respect shall I give
    to anyone not linked to my businesses.
    Keep the money flowing from all my conflict of interests.
    I’ll pee on your leg and say that it’s raining!
    Better say you believe me, or I’ll put you in prison.

    Liked by 4 people

  3. Loved your title card! Hope to read more great Humpty rhymes 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
    All of the horses and all of the men
    Couldn’t put Humpty together again
    Because he lived in a country that didn’t have socialised medicine.

    Liked by 6 people

  5. If Humpty Dumpty survived the fall, then the high medical bills would have killed him.

    Liked by 5 people

  6. Pull the plug on Trumpty’s and all the Repub’s free medical they get from the government! Jerks!!😡

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
    Waiting for that important call.
    He was told someone will be by
    To give him a fresh apple pie.
    Little did he know it was a ploy,
    As came a giant boy,
    Plucked Humpty from his seat
    And became the kid’s yummy treat.

    Liked by 5 people

  8. Ha — Humpty Dumpty is 500g of sugar per serving! Yum. Thanks for contributing your rhyme. Mother Ghoul appreciates it.

    Liked by 3 people

  9. This looks like fun, but I’m wondering if you know what’s happened to Alan at Monochrome nightmares. His site seems to have disappeared.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Humpty Dumpty ate some shampoo
    Humpty Dumpty needed to spew
    All of the rats that lived in the u bend
    Thanked old Humpty for making the new trend

    Liked by 4 people

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