Humpty Dumpty hung on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty broke the law.
The mourners gathered all the king’s nooses
Waited until he said amen
How many people did Humpty Dumpty kill? The number equaled ten.
Mother Ghoul invites you to create your own horror nursery rhyme using Humpty Dumpty’s first stanza:
“Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall…”
Please fill in the rest like –FlyTrapMan– did in the example above—get gory, scary, or dark in the comments section! Mother Ghoul and the monsters are excited to experience your evil creativity with this terrorific activity!!!
Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall,
Humpty Dumpty Shot up a Mall,
It Took All the Kings Horses and
All the Kings Men,
To Take Down that Bastard and
Bring his Ass in.
(Say What U Mean 2 Say)
Humpty Trumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Trumpty screamed, “Make America mean and awful!”
No respect shall I give
to anyone not linked to my businesses.
Keep the money flowing from all my conflict of interests.
I’ll pee on your leg and say that it’s raining!
Better say you believe me, or I’ll put you in prison.