Horror Carol: O Deathmas Tree / Merry Christmas, Darling

odeathmastree

🎢 πŸŽΆπŸ”« πŸ’£ πŸ”ͺ πŸ—‘πŸŽΆ 🎢

O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!

Thy leaves are so bloody.

O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!

Thy leaves are so bloody.

🎢 πŸŽΆπŸ”« πŸ’£ πŸ”ͺ πŸ—‘πŸŽΆ 🎢


Not only red when a dead body is here,

especiallyΒ when it’sΒ knifed and speared.

O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!

Thy leaves are so bloody.

🎢 πŸŽΆπŸ”« πŸ’£ πŸ”ͺ πŸ—‘πŸŽΆ 🎢


O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!

Such pain do you bring me!

O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!

Such pain do you bring me!

🎢 πŸŽΆπŸ”« πŸ’£ πŸ”ͺ πŸ—‘πŸŽΆ 🎢


For every year this Deathmas tree,

Brings to us such a killing spree,

O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!

Such pain do you bring me!

🎢 πŸŽΆπŸ”« πŸ’£ πŸ”ͺ πŸ—‘πŸŽΆ 🎢


O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!

You’ll ever be dying!

A symbol of horror and fear.

You’ll ever be dying!

🎢 πŸŽΆπŸ”« πŸ’£ πŸ”ͺ πŸ—‘πŸŽΆ 🎢


Each screaming bite

Each black bell knell

No one alive spreads cheer, for they’re all in Hell.

🎢 πŸŽΆπŸ”« πŸ’£ πŸ”ͺ πŸ—‘πŸŽΆ 🎢


O Deathmas tree! O Deathmas tree!

You’ll ever be dying.

🎢 πŸŽΆπŸ”« πŸ’£ πŸ”ͺ πŸ—‘πŸŽΆ 🎢


Deathmas Tree Illustration By

Poet Rummager

Written By

 


Merry Christmas, Darling

Killing contracts have all been filled.
The Deathmas crush is through.

But I still have one wish to make –
A heinous one for you.

Merry Deathmas, darling!
You’re head’s caved in, that’s true.
But everyday’s a helliday when I’m devouring you.

The thirty severed heads on my tree,
I wish I had sixty.
I wish it everyday.

Roasting eyeballs in the fire,
fill me with desire,
to dig up bodies from graves.

And I wish you Merry Deathmas.
Merry Deathmas, darling.
Horror New Year, too.

I have one wish on this Deathmasing —
on this Deathmasing
I wish more room
in the freezer
for you!

I wish more room
in the freezer
for you!

Merry, Merry Deathmas… Darling!


Β Written

by

Poet Rummager

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23 Comments on Horror Carol: O Deathmas Tree / Merry Christmas, Darling

  1. Roasting eyeballs in the fire,
    fill me with desire,
    to dig up bodies from graves.

    PR: You da bomb.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Reading both of these, I could hear the sound of Misfits, which is great.
    Merry Christmas, sickos. πŸ™‚

    Liked by 2 people

  3. ha ha ha–room in the freezer! Wait til Santa gets his claws into that!

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Oh to be a rose
    In the garden of weeds
    with thrones
    So sharp
    To prick not only your finger
    But to drain your heart so slowly
    Ah love gift that keeps on giving
    Blood
    The Sheldon Perspective

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Monochrome nightmares // December 26, 2016 at 11:12 am // Reply

    Oglach is quite right.
    You are a pair of sickos. Lol. 😎
    Loved both poems.
    Dark,delicious and dangerous.

    Each black bell knell

    To dig up bodies from graves

    Good work guys. πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Will pepto bismol make you less sick? Or would you care for more pink eyeballs?

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  7. How could i missed this one!!!!

    Like

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