Amnesiac Head Case
Names By Sheldon Kleeman, Say What U Mean 2 Say, Na trioblóidí, Karina Pinella, James Dorr, Monochrome Nightmares, Matthew Tonks
Ouch! Where am I? My head hurts, and the room won’t stop spinning. There are memories in my skull! I can feel ’em crawling around in there…somewhere…what was I saying…right! Candy canes are good. No, more than good—they’re important. When I woke up, I didn’t know where I was or how I got here.
The throbbing in my head couldn’t compare with the intense suffering my body went through when I pulled out a candy cane, shoved into the side of my neck.
You know the sound of a cork being separated from a wine bottle? I swear to God, I heard that “pop” when I yanked that peppermint candy from my body.
Convulsions swept through me.
My whole body was inflamed.
Breathing was difficult…
…and I laid on the floor gulping air like a drowning fish. I had no other choice but to ram that damn candy cane back into my neck! The shakes stopped all at once. Is it the mint or the sugar that’s keeping me alive? And how is that possible?
Maybe you can help me shake the memories inside my head. Help put the puzzle pieces back together again…please.
Who is this monster?
Shout out a name and perhaps you’ll jog his memory!
Leave your comment below!
(Illustration By Poet Rummager)
POSSIBLE NAMES FOR AMNESIAC HEAD CASE
**(IN PARENTHESIS)**
FlyTrapMan – (Pepper J. Mint)
Sheldon Kleeman – (Death By Sweets)
Say What U Mean 2 Say – (Bad Santa)
Na trioblóidí – (Dee Snutts)
Karina Pinella – (Jab the Jester)
James Dorr – (Sugar Caine)
Monochrome Nightmares – (The Candy Cane Contortionist)
Matthew Tonks – (The Pez Side Strangler)
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Pepper J. Mint…is that you?!?!?!
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That’s an awfully sweet and pretty name — are you sure you’re the Fly I know?!
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Sweet like sugar!
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What happened to “sweet like cinnamon?” Lol. Hey, what does the “J” stand for?
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Exactly. Sweet like cinnamon! \”/
Full name: Pepper Jelly Mint
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😀 Hey, Do you think his brain is so messed up that he sometimes will forget his first name and say “I’m Jelly?”
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Jelly is the only thing that comes to mind, when you have a brain full of jelly.
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“I’m jelly” is short for “I’m jealous.” I was eluding to that, but I do like the jelly brain concept. What do you think of “Mint Jelly Snutts?” We can call him “Mints” for short.
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Oh! Shame on me. I should have known better.
Mint Jelly Snutts…! A very fitting name.
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Death by sweets
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Haha! That’s exactly how I feel when December rolls in. I like it, and it sounds even better in Spanish — La Muerte Por Los Dulces. Hmm, perhaps La Muerte was the victim of a Mexican hit. Interesting — thanks, my sweet.
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It is bad Santa who can’t get the memories out of his head or the candy cane out of his neck. Told you so bad Santa….. ~~dru~~
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Bad Santa? or Badass Santa? Dru, have you ever watched “Bad Santa” with Billy Bob Thornton? It’s pretty funny but so crude. Hey, thanks for participating! xo
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The part when Bob Thornton ate the advent calendar was pretty funny.
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Oh, yeah, and then he put a candy corn in it for the kid? I shudder to think where he found it!
I died when he was giving it to the chunky woman in the dressing room, and he said something so raunchy! One of the finest Christmas movies ever. Haha!
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They all can’t be winners! Haha
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It could be none other than Dee Snutts.
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Dee Snutts? Or Dee’s Nutts (these nuts), right? HAHAHA!! You’re so bad — love it. 😀
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Ha – verrrrry funny
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He looks like a cousin of Frankenstein except uglier. I think he was a candy maker whose favorite flavor is mint. Whoever put him together took the last candy he was making. Turns out to be candy cane, which acts as a glue to his cobbled body. He goes by the name of Jab the Jester. With an outfit like that he’s fit for a king’s laugh.
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Wow! You are a storyteller, aren’t you? Very nice, I was wondering if anyone would refer to his collar — you are as clever as you are funny!! Jab the Jester? Not bad; not bad at all. 🙂
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Haha, thanks. You are such a good artist.
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Thanks!
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He might be ugly, but look at that hair! Pure style.
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Yeah, it does look like a low maintenance type of style.
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The best kind of style!
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Sugar Caine (or is that name already being used by someone on the adult film circuit)
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Lol! I don’t know if “Sugar Caine” is already used by an adult film star, but it is a dandy name. Thank you so much for participating! 🙂
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The Candy Cane Contortionist
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Ooh, that’s a fine name, indeed, Alan darkling! Thank you very much for your input — it’s always grand seeing you. ❤
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Oh how wicked, sweets so sweet… a name, a name, hmmmmm… the pez side strangler…
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The Pez Side Strangler offers many flavors of death!
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As he draws back his head and sugars you dead..
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Excellent! Sweet death.
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…his favorite flavor: cherry red.
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… or cherry dead.
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Cherry dead is a very nasty Pez flavor!
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