Amnesiac Head Case

Names By Sheldon Kleeman, Say What U Mean 2 Say, Na trioblóidí, Karina Pinella, James Dorr, Monochrome Nightmares, Matthew Tonks


Ouch! Where am I? My head hurts, and the room won’t stop spinning. There are memories in my skull! I can feel ’em crawling around in there…somewhere…what was I saying…right! Candy canes are good. No, more than good—they’re important. When I woke up, I didn’t know where I was or how I got here.

The throbbing in my head couldn’t compare with the intense suffering my body went through when I pulled out a candy cane, shoved into the side of my neck.

You know the sound of a cork being separated from a wine bottle? I swear to God, I heard that “pop” when I yanked that peppermint candy from my body.

Convulsions swept through me.

My whole body was inflamed.

Breathing was difficult…

…and I laid on the floor gulping air like a drowning fish. I had no other choice but to ram that damn candy cane back into my neck! The shakes stopped all at once. Is it the mint or the sugar that’s keeping me alive? And how is that possible?

Maybe you can help me shake the memories inside my head. Help put the puzzle pieces back together again…please.

Who is this monster?

Shout out a name and perhaps you’ll jog his memory!

Leave your comment below!

(Illustration By Poet Rummager)



FlyTrapMan – (Pepper J. Mint)

Sheldon Kleeman – (Death By Sweets)

Say What U Mean 2 Say – (Bad Santa)

Na trioblóidí – (Dee Snutts)

Karina Pinella – (Jab the Jester)

James Dorr – (Sugar Caine)

Monochrome Nightmares – (The Candy Cane Contortionist)

Matthew Tonks – (The Pez Side Strangler)

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37 Comments on Amnesiac Head Case

  1. Pepper J. Mint…is that you?!?!?!

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    • Haha! That’s exactly how I feel when December rolls in. I like it, and it sounds even better in Spanish — La Muerte Por Los Dulces. Hmm, perhaps La Muerte was the victim of a Mexican hit. Interesting — thanks, my sweet.

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  2. It is bad Santa who can’t get the memories out of his head or the candy cane out of his neck. Told you so bad Santa….. ~~dru~~

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  3. It could be none other than Dee Snutts.

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  4. He looks like a cousin of Frankenstein except uglier. I think he was a candy maker whose favorite flavor is mint. Whoever put him together took the last candy he was making. Turns out to be candy cane, which acts as a glue to his cobbled body. He goes by the name of Jab the Jester. With an outfit like that he’s fit for a king’s laugh.

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  5. Sugar Caine (or is that name already being used by someone on the adult film circuit)

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  6. Monochrome nightmares // December 19, 2016 at 3:25 pm // Reply

    The Candy Cane Contortionist

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  7. Oh how wicked, sweets so sweet… a name, a name, hmmmmm… the pez side strangler…

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