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Ivor Steven: Ripe Tomatoes and a Garden Spade

by Dead Donovan in All Posts

      Ripe Tomatoes and a Garden Spade   Only another week to go I’ll be on the cruise I’m not feeling nervous More that I’m fearful Scared my plan might go amiss Before the high seas deliver bliss   Taking two suitcases is normal Other passengers may have three I won’t look suspicious I’ve bagged her precisely Chopped her into small pieces Stored separately in the freezer   The old witch, I caught her trespassing In my private courtyard Stealing [Click Here & Be Scared!]

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